2016 (66) Mini Hatch 1.5 Cooper Auto 5dr GY66HCC

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're diving into a little number that’s as British as a cup of tea at the crack of dawn. Feast your eyes on the Mini Hatch 1.5 Cooper Auto 5dr, a car that’s not just a mode of transport, but a statement of style and substance. Now, let’s talk numbers. This little beauty has clocked up 42,000 miles, which, in Mini terms, is just about run-in. It’s had two owners, both of whom, I imagine, treated it with the kind of care usually reserved for a royal corgi. And why wouldn’t they? Just look at it, finished in a shade of blue so striking, it could make the sky jealous. But this isn’t just about looks. Oh no, this Mini Hatch is packed with extras that would make even the most stoic of Brits crack a smile. For starters, it’s got 17-inch Alloy Wheels with a Tentacle Spoke design in Silver. Yes, you heard that right—tentacle spoke. It’s like driving a car designed by Jules Verne. Inside, you’re treated to the CHILI Pack, which, despite its name, won’t leave you reaching for a glass of milk. Instead, it offers a smorgasbord of features like Automatic Dual Zone Air Conditioning, ensuring you’re as cool as a cucumber, even when the British weather decides to throw a tantrum. And then there’s the MINI Navigation System, which is so intuitive, it could probably guide you through the labyrinthine streets of London with your eyes closed. Not that I recommend trying that, of course. For those who enjoy a bit of spirited driving, the MINI Driving Modes and MINI Excitement Pack are your new best friends. Whether you’re cruising through the countryside or navigating the urban jungle, this Mini adapts like a chameleon at a paint factory. Safety and convenience are also top-notch, with features like LED Headlights, a Rear View Camera, and Park Distance Control. It’s like having a co-pilot who never gets tired or asks for a bathroom break. And let’s not forget the Sport Leather Steering Wheel and Black Pearl Cloth-Leatherette interior, which make every journey feel like a first-class experience. In summary, the Mini Hatch 1.5 Cooper Auto 5dr isn’t just a car; it’s a companion, a confidant, and quite possibly, the most fun you can have on four wheels. So, if you’re in the market for a car that’s as charming as a Hugh Grant rom-com and as reliable as a Swiss watch, look no further. This Mini is ready to take you on the ride of your life.